- Sufjian stevens

mariska hargitay everyone. Its a greeting they used in the love guru which i find absolutely hilarious because she is an actress and they said it like its an Indian greeting. wtf hahaha.

The love guru is your typical "toilet bowl" humour sorta comedy. The one with the multiple farts and the accidental/intentional kick to the groin. Both of which i find very funny. However i don't lol at all of this kind of comedies, like maybe adam sandler ones for example. He is funny, but not that funny. Although i'd like to conclude that he still is funny. His movies are sometimes more of the obligatory funny then really funny. You feel obliged to laugh at his movies because he is in them.

Its a matter of preference really, like how i use to like the o.c. rather then one tree hill. Never mind that their storyline and idea of the story was almost similar, rather it was the choice of actor and actress and also the chemistry that they shared together. In reality however both series were flawed and full of crap most of the time. Mike myers however isn't full of crap. As nonsensical or silly as the plot gets in the film, you can almost forgive it because of its satirical approach, and also because its a comedy. No matter how retarded or unbelievable the storyline gets in a comedy it is always acceptable because it is a comedy. Thats why i love comedies. You can hardly go wrong.

the love guru is about this guru pitka who settles conflicts , but to first get the whole "guru" concept you must either be

A. Indian

B. A hippie

C. Lover of all things 60's

Or you might have occasionally read about those things. Back then it was all the rage, as people wanted answers to all things cosmic, like why are we here? what is the purpose of life? all the kinds of things we are too busy to be bothered with these days(with the existence of internet pornography) an i wonder why . The love guru is has many sexual references (including the ones about male genitalia) with feel good elements suitable for the whole family. One of the memorable quotes is the one about the bible- Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth. haha, or intimacy- In To Me I See and also the one on how he urges his followers to go from "Nowhere" to "Now here."

The cameos deserve honorable mention, from voice over of morgan freeman and a certain justin timberlake playing Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé. Nice to know that a big shot such as himself still does roles like this. Owh if you are wondering "Le coq" is The cock. Nicknamed because of you know his large....

Y.P.F




Another very funny and incredibly smart movie. Cast are virtual unknowns, most of which are CANADIANS *barney stinson style* You know those kind of movies with 6-1000 intertwined love stories? its the same thing. Only with copulation involve. Rated pg-13 i think, which translates to about over-30 here in Malaysia. But what the heck, get your legal custodian/youth advisor to watch it with you. I would advice against it if you haven't had the talk about the "birds and the bees".

YPF is basically a movie that underlines the way that the new generation of young ones who try to separate sex from any emotional attachment, but ends up falling back in to it in anyways.

Moving on i'd like to thank my darling acer 3546tpxxshs for having multiple orgasms restarts. After all i have done for you. Also i have been smoking a lot lately. My whole room and every thing in here smells smokey. It has this odour, which is rather attractive come to think of it- that i am actually turned on. I was thinking of using the electric one instead, but my housemate told me that he used it before and it wasn't effective, and that the mosquito landed right on top of it, oblivious that it was actually meant to kill it. I am talking about Mosquito coil bitches, not cigarettes. Its so hard to convey tone.