Why we should never screwth with em' inDons (the "in" is silent btw, sounds less offensive wtf)
I am sure all of you would have noticed by now the haze that clouds our dear old
twin phallus. What you might know is that it comes from our Indonesian brothers next door. But what you might not know is the discontent that causes it...
Usually when the foreign workers, especially the Indonesians are bullied, or mistreated. What they do is they call home. Say to their mother. Telling them about their plight, venting and so on, which results in their people back home burning down a jungle in retaliation.
Who then relates what they have done to their neighbours, which would then go something like this-
Mother of victim "heh heh heh...Goblok orang malaysia ni"
Her neighbour: "bisa?"
Mother of victim:"anoku bisa di pukul majikannya di malaysiaa"
Her neighbour: "aduhai, maalangnya..."
Mother of victim:"tidakk, sebab aku sudah kasi bakar sama hutan di sanaa" *points*
Her neighbour:"patut dibaunya hangus"
Mother of victim:"Tidak mengapa kerana sudah ditiup arah malaysia haahaahaahaaa, bagusnya teramat baguss, biar padann muka orang disana"
Her neighbour:"pakcik ku ternyataa bomoh hebat..."
Mother of victim:"apa kena bomoh dengan ini? ku' sudah ada mancis sama minyak kerohsene"
Her neighbour:"tiadaa guna kalau hujan betul? pakcik ku bomoh cuaca"
Mother of victim:"bomoh cuaca?"
Her neighbour:"iaa...Nanti aku mintanya buat doa, biar kering gusi sama sana di malaysia, biar jerebu buat selamanya"
Mother of victim:"hohohohoh...goblok betul ku' ini...bagus bagus"
On average...To say the least. There are around 100 calls a day. But recently there was a hike, not the calls. But the burning.
Mainly because of the recent horny prince scandal (with a name like fakhry you are destined for greater evil)--in which resulted in the burning of 100 forest reserves. The more famous you are, the larger the scale of which the lush green scenery would be burnt. Not only does it give them the satisfaction, it also puts dinner on their table. When they start burning the wild boars are
forced out, so they stand on the other side with a parang in each hand and walaa, dinner for 10 yumyum.
They say the woman he married is a model who apparently is very pretty, I have yet to see her picture, the only one I could find was this...
Manohara odelia pinot
Giant retractable fans. Each time they start burning, we start blowing.
Let them choke and burn in their own fumes. MUAHAHAHA *coughscoughs*
Or we can kill 2 birds with one stone and tilt the fans at an angle slightly so that a large portion of the smoke gets directed at that tiny little island called singapore. Then when they all have finally died from the overdose of smoke inhalation we can use that place as a tourist attraction, dubbed Smokypore. How wonderfull.
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So it's a saturday, you're doing nothing. Lazing around. Waiting for daisy and molly the cows to come home. Your parents nag you. Your siblings laugh at you. Your aunties and uncles start talking trash about your girlfriend. Even your dog barks at you. Well you are not having any of it. Nobody disrespects me like that you say. NOBODY. So you reach for your baseball bat and start swinging violently, blinded by rage. ooopps. Rewind a little there... No need for violence, unless the said person is Ptr.y... For I have got a solution for you! In a form of a movie !
A Clockwork orange.
Depending on whether you are girl/boy/nosy parent this description is suitable for you.
Girls- This is the greatest love story ever told.
Boys- Boys...hehhehe... nudge nudge wink wink.
Dan lain lain- This makes a great family activity! Fun for the whole family!
Today I will do a review in dan lain-lain mode. As your parents, brothers/sisters, uncles and aunties would be so impressed at your good taste, they shall bow down and beg for forgiveness, and most importantly your darn dog would shut up. Don't worry it's totally rated G / U whatever.
Directed by acclaim film maker Stanley Kubrick, it tells a story set in a dystopian Utopian future about Alex Delarge (played by Malcolm McDowell) a charismatic young man who enjoys life. He leads a gang of 4 jolly young men. Together they go on an adventure till one night things go awry. He ends up doing time in jail, but not all is lost for they (the goverment) have created a cure for criminals. But have they?
this is the iconic scene where they break into song. tralalala I 'm singing in the rainnn
A funny thing happened while I was watching. After a night of rough and tumble, Alex wasn't to keen on going to school. He told his mother this..
"mum, I can't go to school today, my gulliver hurts"
I got the impression that "gulliver" meant groin, because "gulliver" sounded sort of...well puzzling. You see I had a friend who, when he was younger use to complain of groin pains to his mother that resulted in him being able to skip tuition all together, but then it wore off as he kept on using that excuse. So I thought it was related, some old universal trick I'd never knew about. Though I later found out that "gulliver" meant Head.... *que nervous laughter*That being said...
The boys in the milk bar. Would love to own one of those milk dispensers.
Trust me, watch this with your closest kin, I guarantee you they will have a blast. Even your parents, they would be proud to have a child like you. If not you could always point out that they are all turds and subsequently move out of the house :)
From left- Frank, Sweet dee, Dennis and Mac
Charlie
